Today we do things the elephant way

What the h-e-double hockey sticks does that mean you ask? Well, VJ’s White Elephant Potluck is here at last. Full of gifts, libations, merriment and cheer…and if we’re lucky, perhaps eight tiny reindeer! All I ask (Media), is that you don’t wrap any pig’s feet this year…that caused me much distress and I won’t lie, a few tears. So as we look forward to this afternoon’s delights, let’s be honest – this is just a warm-up for the upcoming holiday nights!

- C. Coe, Sr. Copywriter